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Referees
Crazy Bones
Dr. Psycho Cub
G.I. Moe
Justin Queso
Kilt Trip
Support Staff
Cherry Cruel Whip
Filthy Scarlet
Faith Kill Her
Slow Roll
bones
Crazy Bones 206
Position: Anything fun...
Sign: Wrong Way
Age: Old enough to know better but still too young to care
Favorite Colors: Black and white of course!
Likes: Bones...
Dislikes: Broken Bones...
Quote: "Be the kind of woman that when your feet hit the floor each morning, the Devil says: Crap! She's up!"
Important Fact: I am who I am
Greatest Accomplishment: I'm still here...
Biggest Weakness: Tall Rednecks with a passion for gadgets ;)
cub
Dr. Psycho Cub
Position: Head Ref!
Skating Official
Sign: Leo.
Age: 35
Colors: Hunter Green, right pocket.
Zebra, left pocket.
Favorite Band: The Go Go's.
Likes: Zebra, Bears, Cubs and
Derby Players who are sportsman
like.
Dislikes: Twinks and Derby Players who loose their cool towards officials.
Personal Quote: "Why yes, my finger pointing at YOU does mean you are lead jammer." - Dr. Psycho Cub.
Favorite Derby Quote: "If you want THIS? You CAN have THIS!" - Thunder Lips, Dominion Derby Girls on the topic of becoming involved with Roller Derby.
Greatest Accomplishment: Getting 100% on the WFTDA Officiating Rules test.
Greatest Weakness: Counter Clockwise Tomahawks Stops. They are evil and unnatural.
Interesting Facts: A background in organizational and sports psychology and is pursuing PsyD. Loves telephony and telecommunications.
Inspiration: Every derby player I've seen go from fresh meat to first bout.
moe
G.I. Moe
Position: Zebra-stang
Sign: Caprius
Age: Smurf-age
Favorite Colors: Blue
Favorite Band: My iPod is the prefect band,
it has all my favorite bands
Likes: Coca Cola, winter sports, Outdoor
Sports, Mountains with snow, technology &
all gadgets, Driving Fast, Siberian Huskies &
Wolves, Thunderstorms, Movies, Video Games, the beaches in Aruba.
Dislikes: Ignorance, Stupidity, anything Citrus, matoes, Early Birds, Fake-ness, & Drama
Quotes: “You are never limited unless you let yourself be limited”. "Imagination is more important than knowledge. Knowledge is limited; imagination encircles the world."
Important Facts: My family and fiancée are most important to me.
Personal Quote: “I’m probably the coolest dork you’ll ever meet”. “Son of a sea-biscuit”.
Favorite Derby Quote: “Juices Juices All Day Juices” ~ Licks & Freek / “Flip-a-bitch” ~ Derby Grrl KIlla
Greatest Accomplishment: finding my soul-mate, surviving Frank Panky 2011 & knowing I'm always right ha-ha!.
Biggest Weakness: Procrastination & chocolates from Jimmy's
Interesting Facts: speak 5 languages, from the Caribbean, Dutch, awesome at Rock Band, only drinks Dasani water, collects glass-blown frogs, Star Wars legos, and Coca Cola items, and I'm the biggest zebra-baby when I'm sick.
Inspiration: There is an Indian proverb or axiom that says that everyone is a house with four rooms, a physical, a mental, an emotional & a spiritual. Most of us tend to live in one room most of the time but, unless we go into every room every day, even if only to keep it aired, we are not a complete person.
Biggest Challenge: smiling & taking a compliment
Justin
Justin Queso 1300
Position: Officiating Official
Sign: cut-track major
Age: Gouda
Favorite Colors: Cheddar & Monterrey
Likes: Quesadillas
Dislikes: Cheese Famines
Quote: "Bleu cheese has natural Amphetamines, how do people not know this?"
Important Fact: If I could live off Cheese and Coffee, I would.
Greatest Accomplishment: I don't "do" things.
Biggest Weakness: Multi-player Blocks
kilt trip
Kilt Trip 2814
Position: Ref
Sign: Cancer, the most
lamentable zodiac name.
Age: The Roaring Twenties
Favorite Colors: ROY G BIV
Favorite Music: Anything with good bass or badass solos.
Likes: All things Geeky, All things Nerdy, Tinkering with my skates, learning new things, and pushing myself past the breaking point.
Dislikes: People telling me what I can’t do.
Biggest Weaknesses: Procrastination and redheads
Important Fact: Just because I’m not making eye contact with you, doesn’t mean I’m not listening to you.
Quotes: “All men are guilty of the good they did not do.” – Voltaire
"Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power." - Abraham Lincoln.
Sloan
Sloane Ranger 6-shooter
Position: rotten meat / ref in training
Sign: Virgo
Age: 31
Favorite Colors: Silver
Favorite Band: there are only two kinds of music: Country and Western
Likes: truth & justice, cowboy boots, white horses, silver bullets, cold beer, victory
Dislikes: liars and cheaters
Quotes: It ain't the bullet that kills you...it's the fall.
cherry
Cherry Cruel Whip
Position: Multi-tasker, obeyer of gravity- it is a law you know. Sign: “Well behaved women rarely make history." Age: Old enough to know better. Favorite Colors: Purple and green or just bright, loud and sparkly. Favorite Band: Who can pick? I’m pretty diverse. Better yet Favorite Hero’s, Jane Addams, Betty Page, Ghandi. Likes: In no particular order, my life partner, pin up girls, good food, my grrls, drag queens, big eye lashes, my derby wifey, my derby kids. Coffee!! Traveling, my job, thickness, non linear thinking, pirates not ninjas, body modification, avante guard anything. Dislikes: OMG- Zombies! Cockroaches, drivers in Miami, people who are late, DRAMA!, liars, injury/illness, smelly ass derby pads. Quotes: "Be the change you want to see in the world." Important Facts: I look way more innocent than I am, and in the world of Maslow I am at the top of my pyramid. Greatest Accomplishment: Learning to live life on my terms. Biggest Weaknesses: Good food, thickness, intelligence, quirky people.
tracy
Faith Kill Her Lead NSO
Position: Towering above you!
Sign: Cancer and Gemini June 21
(born on the cusp) and yes that means
im CRAZY!!!
Age: 29 cant wait till my 30's!
Favorite Bands: Sublime, Joan Jett, Owl City, Weezer, On and On and On....
Favorite Color: Blood I heard its the new Pink!
Likes: Sushi, great weather, beer, both my real life and derby family, dogs.
Dislikes: Cold weather, Commercials, Public Bathrooms, My Feet, Closed
Minded People!
Quotes: "Are you freaking kidding me right now???.........I'm about to take
you out back and get Oklahoma on your ass." -Taylor Armstrong "Real house
Wife's of Beverly Hills."
Important Fact: Purple it is my natural hair color. But SHhhh.
Greatest Accomplishment: My Daughter.
Biggest Weakness: Soda!
filthy
Filthy Scar-Lit 6six6
Position: Official
Age: Less
Sign: Water
Favorite Color: Deep Purple
Likes: ...Blood...
slow roll
SLOW ROLL 665 THE DEVIL OWES ME ONE
Position: LEANING Sign: BRIDGES FREEZE BEFORE ROADWAYS Age: IS A VERY HIGH PRICE TO PAY FOR MATURITY Favorite Colors: COMPLIMENTARY Likes: SCRATCHING AN ITCH Dislikes: NOT BEING ABLE TO SCRATCH AN ITCH Quote: I'D JUST LAY THERE Important Fact: STOVE TOPS CAN REACH DANGEROUS TEMPERATURES Greatest Accomplishment: I DID THAT THING DOWN AT THE PLACE THAT ONE TIME Biggest Weakness: SOMETIMES I DON'T FINISH WHA
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heinous
Heinous Grace 0
Position: Referee
Sign: INSUBORDINATION
Age: My old hurts!
Favorite Colors: Is it black
on white or white on black?
Favorite Band: The Breeders
and Veruca Salt!
Likes: Chasing fast jammers and counting points! Driving on THE____ with my fellow zebras (and Wicked) anywhere!
Dislikes: Whiney derby grrls, mushrooms and green peppers.
Quote: "All I hear is blah, blah, blah,.. now get in the BOX!"
Greatest Accomplishment: I died and yet I'm still here!
Biggest Weaknesses: COOKIES!!!!
